Antiques T-Shirts

"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

Ye Haul.

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

David Dickinson

Antiques Roadshow - "Of course the value would have been considerably higher if you had the pear."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"So, what's new?"

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Ottoman Empire

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

"No, we may not take Grandpa to Antiques Roadshow."

Prince of Wales' Indulgence at Carlton House

A street scene.

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

'But it must be valuable, it's got 'Made in China' stamped on the bottom!'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

"When it comes to consequences we find that making them watch 6 hours of the 'Antiques Roadshow' works wonders on behaviour."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Museums are a lot like flea markets...except nothing's for sale.'

"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Antiques expect to War Criminal - "Er, has it been in the family long?"

"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell."

'How old is this vase?'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

Stan's OK Deliveries