Antiques Pillows

"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

Ye Haul.

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

David Dickinson

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

Antiques Roadshow - "Of course the value would have been considerably higher if you had the pear."

"So, what's new?"

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Prince of Wales' Indulgence at Carlton House

A street scene.

"No, we may not take Grandpa to Antiques Roadshow."

The Ottoman Empire

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

'Please do not touch' signs all over a museum. The guard has a 'please touch' above her.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'But it must be valuable, it's got 'Made in China' stamped on the bottom!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'How old is this vase?'

'Museums are a lot like flea markets...except nothing's for sale.'

"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell."

"When it comes to consequences we find that making them watch 6 hours of the 'Antiques Roadshow' works wonders on behaviour."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Antiques expect to War Criminal - "Er, has it been in the family long?"

"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."

As far as sanctions go I find making them watch back to back episodes of ' the Antiques Roadshow' works well...

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'