Antiques Collecting Pillows

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Southwark Fair.

Second hand furniture.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Sundial Time

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Fossil record player.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The First Printed Bible

Limerick On A Grecian Urn