Antiques Collecting Gifts

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Southwark Fair.

Second hand furniture.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Cats on Board.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Rocking Horse

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Man...You age great!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Fossil record player.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

You had me at vintage.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."