Starting An Antique Collection Gifts

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Diner.

Southwark Fair.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

Misunderstood artist

Rocking Horse

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The First Printed Bible

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Roasted

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.