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"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Diner.

Southwark Fair.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Misunderstood artist

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Rocking Horse

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Roasted

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."