Ancient Culture Gifts

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Hermes using foot spray

"Is that two or five pints?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Playdough's The Republic

The Trojan Beagle.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Sundial Time

Neptune

Tourists in Egypt

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Trojan Hurdler.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Zeus's Caddy

The Fall of Gnome

"I miss the Augean stables."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

'Caesar salad?'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Egyptian Football