Ancient Culture Pillows

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Hermes using foot spray

"Is that two or five pints?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Playdough's The Republic

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The Trojan Beagle.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tourists in Egypt

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Neptune

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Sundial Time

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Trojan Hurdler.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Fall of Gnome

"I miss the Augean stables."

Zeus's Caddy

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!