Ancient Societies Pillows

'Rome had her bread and circuses. We've got our fast food and sports.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

"Gee, thanks pal."

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The Trojan Beagle.

Playdough's The Republic

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Sundial Time

Neptune

Trojan Hurdler.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

The Fall of Gnome

"I miss the Augean stables."