Ancient Societies Prints

'Rome had her bread and circuses. We've got our fast food and sports.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

"Gee, thanks pal."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Playdough's The Republic

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The Trojan Beagle.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Sundial Time

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Tourists in Egypt

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Zeus's Caddy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I miss the Augean stables."

The Fall of Gnome