Ancient Cultures Pillows

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

Socrates does lunch

Salt was given to Roman soldiers as wages. That was their 'Salarium' which is the origin of our word 'salary'.

"Now that we invented written communication, I'm afraid it will lead to texting, then ruin verbal communication."

Ancient Greek interior design. "It's a bit Spartan."

"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

"General Varus's compliments. Which way to Teutoburger Wald?"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'No more asses milk for her bath - she's going on a diet and only wants skimmed milk'.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'We're going to confuse archaeologists of the future and bury poor Mildred in the peat bog.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Harakhty is the strong, silent type."

'Updating your phacebook?'

"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'This is considered "other duties as assigned".'

Think of me not as a god, but as a friend who's always right.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

The 'Round Earth' sales pitch hits a snag.

How's my driving? Call 1400-2BSAFE.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I meant the wine.'

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'I'm starting to suspect we might be part of a pyramid scheme....'

"I cut my finger. So you have a bigger bandage?"

"Try again."

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'Im culturally deprived. Both my parents are classics professors, and I don't know a think about TV, movies, sports and popular music.'