Ancient Cultures Buff Pillows

'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'