Ancient Culture Buff Pillows

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."

'You ate the centerpiece,clodpate.'

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Ancient football.

"As a role model for young Romans you should distance yourself from rape culture."

Roman

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

The Fall of Gnome

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'