Antique Connoisseur Gifts

'I want something to make me look younger.'

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Henrik Ibsen,

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Souvenirs.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Teddy Roosevelt

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Moliere

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

A new meaning in the Roman

Grandfather Clock

Charles Dickens.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

La Dame aux Camelias

Islington Angels.

Antiques

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Books of Tablets

"I'm still looking, sir?"