Antique Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I want something to make me look younger.'

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

Henrik Ibsen,

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Souvenirs.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Teddy Roosevelt

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Moliere

Bleak House

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Charles Dickens.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Johannes Gutenberg

Grandfather Clock

Antiques

Books of Tablets

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

La Dame aux Camelias