Anti-technology Gifts

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

I.T. Fear

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Tarzan no want computer."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

The Ungooglable Man

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

I HATE STUFF

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'Your father can't come to the phone right now, he's stuck in his ways.'

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

Prisoner of technology.

Protection from technology

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

Mobile Bans

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

'Christmas is always a bit of a let down. I don't blame you. I blame the system.'