Anti-tech Enthusiast Gifts

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Domestic Spying Drones

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"But I only restarted it three minutes ago."

Binge Viewing...

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

GPS HIghway to Hell

Prisoner of technology

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."