Anti-tech Revolutionaries Gifts

The Ungooglable Man

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Despot!

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

The evolution of artificial intelligence.

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Digital Revolution

E-mail

'I don't care if it is free...It's not much of a view!'

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

'I'm sorry but we're going to have to replace you with a human.'

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

'The human politicians like us because we can take the abuse from their constituents at town halls, but I think my hearing sensors are burned out from all the screaming.'