Anti-technology Pillows

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

I.T. Fear

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Tarzan no want computer."

The Anti-Materialist

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

An Anarchist's Christmas

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

The Ungooglable Man

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

I HATE STUFF

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'Your father can't come to the phone right now, he's stuck in his ways.'

Prisoner of technology.

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

Protection from technology

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

Mobile Bans

'I don't think you actually like sports.'