Anti-social Humor Fan Pillows

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Trump Poutine

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Pastry Hat

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Winter Weather.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

Boomerang cow.

Can't even hold signs well.

'More government surveillance!'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The Thinker?

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

How men process questions.