Anti-social Humor Fan Prints

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trump Poutine

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Winter Weather.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'More government surveillance!'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Can't even hold signs well.

Boomerang cow.

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The Thinker?

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

How men process questions.

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"