Anti-killjoy Club Member Gifts

Help the Humorless

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

The Knockout.

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'You have a red belt already?'

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

Things get heated at the outing.

An accident could be on the cards

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

The Jew and Morris both begin to understand each other

"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

Philosophically bankrupt.

The wrong suit

"Like you, I laugh at most things, but not clowns: They terrify me!"

"Hold on, is anyone here not an undercover cop?"

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

'Ready Rex?' - A possible dilemma.

If a nutter tried to join our gun club...

Gas guzzler.

"Great New Year's resolution."

"Shopping data and browsing history of consumers who actually feel guilty unsubscribing from mailing lists!"

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