Anti-aging Crusaders Gifts

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Ageism at work'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

'You're deliberately putting yourself at risk of ill health by being over 65...'

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'When I gave you, a 77-year-old man, a medication to reverse the aging process, I should have limited the time you should take it'!

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Look younger in minutes - 100% Guaranteed!

Gullible prunes.

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

Everything was going great until the day I turned forty. Then my face just seemed to cave in.

'Why can't you grow old gracefully?'

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