Ageism Activists Gifts

Unhappy elderly couple at 70 years or less checkout

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Dispatched

'Ageism at work'

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'You're deliberately putting yourself at risk of ill health by being over 65...'

Black Friday

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

Alzheimer's and the Vicious Circle of Slow Death

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.