Ant Detective Gifts

Eavesdropping on the ant world. . .

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"What's all this?"

Art Plagiarism

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Clandestine cows.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Water divining Mars

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Manual Labor.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Wanted dog! reward!

"Finally, I would just like to reassure the American public that ther is NO 'great U.F.O. cover-up...'."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"What happened to what cat?"

He Did It!

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"