Ai Detective Gifts

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

Computer Expert

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Where was I?

Terry had a computer bug.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Robot Painter

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"