Martian Detective Gifts

Water divining Mars

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Save Mars

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Newton's Law and Order.

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'A bathroom!!'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'