Martian Detective Gifts

Water divining Mars

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Save Mars

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Any news on that star that might have a Dyson sphere around it? Nothing new. I mean, they discovered the star's probably been dimming ever since 1890, which could lend credence to the notion an alien race has been building a Dyson sphere. By they discovered that a few months ago. There's been nothing since then, so ... whatever. Must be nothing there. They should do a study to see how long it takes your attention span to dim. What? Why? What're we talking about?

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

It

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

'A bathroom!!'

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Nasa's XXX satellite pix