Ant Detective Pillows

Eavesdropping on the ant world. . .

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"What's all this?"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Art Plagiarism

Clandestine cows.

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

Manual Labor.

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Water divining Mars

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"What happened to what cat?"

Wanted dog! reward!

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"Finally, I would just like to reassure the American public that ther is NO 'great U.F.O. cover-up...'."

He Did It!