Anomaly Explorer Pillows

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Crab with a clown face.

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"You call that worrying?"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."