Anniversary Of Nostalgia Gifts

Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular pay-phone.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

The Music Box

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Flava Superba

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."