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Earvin is having second thoughts about getting a cellular pay-phone.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Flava Superba

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'