Animated Humor Fan Gifts

'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

No, I don

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'