Animated Humor Fan T-Shirts

'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Beer Parasol.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'