Animated Humor T-Shirts

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Oh you had to cross the cattle grid, didn't you?!"

"Do me next."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Snowmobull

Emergency Phone.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Of Mice and Men.

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Honk if you love me!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

The Goalkeeper

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Shaved Ice

"You're famous, Angus."