Animated Humor Pillows

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Oh you had to cross the cattle grid, didn't you?!"

"Do me next."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Emergency Phone.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Of Mice and Men.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Honk if you love me!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

The Goalkeeper

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I hate it..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'