Animal Skills Fan Gifts

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wolf Karaoke

"The unlucky lemming"

Stubborn Horse

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"I'm a monster."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."