Animal Simulation Games Gifts

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Walking To School Simulator

Dog Love.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Does he byte?"

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'My god, he's insane.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

mars is flat.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."