Animal Simulation Games Mugs

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Walking To School Simulator

Dog Love.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"Does he byte?"

'My god, he's insane.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

mars is flat.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"Hey, stupid, what's up? What are you reading? Let's go for a walk, play with me, cook some food—how can you just sit there?! I adore you!"

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"