Baby Games Mugs

'My god, he's insane.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Football Fans

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Face painting.

A midwife holding a baby

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Super Dog'

Little league world series of poker.