Baby Games Prints

'My god, he's insane.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Football Fans

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'I told you it would be useful.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

Bowled over again!

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Face painting.

Cow Pinatas

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Super Dog'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'