Animal Rescue Enthusiasts Pillows

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Foster failure"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Seagiraffes

Life is for the birds.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Dog Dreams

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Horror movies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Man's best friends."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Foster failure

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.