Animal Rescue Enthusiasts Prints

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Polly txt speak

The Zoo.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Life is for the birds.

"Foster failure"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Cow Pinatas

Dog Dreams

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Horror movies

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Foster failure

"Man's best friends."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."