Pet Rescue Enthusiasts Pillows

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Be kind"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Raised by Dogs

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Collies Without Borders

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Love Conquers All

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He was a sea rescue."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's already getting attached to you."