Pet Rescue Enthusiasts Pillows

'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Love Conquers All

"He was a sea rescue."

Raised by Dogs

Collies Without Borders

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Snoopy with Laptop

"Be kind"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Did you get my tweet?"