Animal Puns Gifts

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Do me next."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Of Mice and Men.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Honk if you love me!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I hate it..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"You're famous, Angus."