Animal Puns Gifts

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Do me next."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Snowmobull

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Of Mice and Men.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Honk if you love me!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I hate it..."

"You're famous, Angus."