Animal Lineage Detective T-Shirts

Dress the part of an animal detective with our clever t-shirts. Ideal for nature enthusiasts and biology buffs who love sharing their passion for animal lineage in style.

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"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds." mockup

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

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A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame? mockup

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

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'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.' mockup

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

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"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count." mockup

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

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'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.' mockup

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

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'I'm tracing my relatives.'

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"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull." mockup

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

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'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?' mockup

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

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"What happened to what cat?"

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God changes His will.

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"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet." mockup

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

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After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else. mockup

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

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Thomas Hunt Morgan

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'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!' mockup

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

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'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.' mockup

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

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"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere." mockup

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

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"We've found your birth mother."

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"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!" mockup

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

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'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!' mockup

'Last year Frank tried tracing back his roots but came back empty!'

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And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged. mockup

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

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She's got your eyes.

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'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.' mockup

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

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Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

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"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..." mockup

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

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"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

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'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...' mockup

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

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"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."

"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them." mockup

"...then I take out one of these, ll them it's an ancestor, and try to sell it to them."

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"Not one of the Dartford Warblers?" mockup

"Not one of the Dartford Warblers?"

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'Your DNA test results are now in.' mockup

'Your DNA test results are now in.'

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"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout." mockup

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

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"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor." mockup

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

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'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'

'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.' mockup

'My family tree suffered dry rot in 1871.'

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'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'

'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...' mockup

'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'

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'Try searching Criminal Records for your father's family history.'

'Try searching Criminal Records for your father's family history.' mockup

'Try searching Criminal Records for your father's family history.'

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"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back." mockup

"I retired from my job as head genealogist and never looked back."

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Animal Lineage Detective T-Shirts Collection

Animal Lineage Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for animal lineage detectives, blending humor and science in every sip. Perfect for keeping curiosity alive with every morning coffee.

Animal Lineage Detective Pillows

Bring home a cozy reminder of the animal kingdom with pillows designed for the curious and the quirky. A charming addition to their living space.

Animal Lineage Detective Prints

Show your appreciation for evolutionary history with captivating prints that celebrate animal lineages. Great for decorating any science lover’s room.