Animal Kingdom Ambassador Gifts

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Are you OK hun?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Check out the old dude.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Thug life on safari.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Nato Membership

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Food chain.