Animal Kingdom Ambassador T-Shirts

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Are you OK hun?"

'Check out the old dude.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Thug life on safari.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Nato Membership

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Food chain.