Animal Intuition Gifts

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Works every time."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Flea Philosophy.

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"He's sending an instant message."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

Sales Dept. is Out to Hunch

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Reading the Leaves.

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

"This dog definitely had abandonment issues..."

'They tell me you're quiet intuitive.'