Penetrating Pet Disguises...
Animal Espionage Enthusiast T-Shirts
Unleash their inner spy with our animal espionage T-shirts! Featuring playful designs of wildlife agents in action, these tees are ideal for enthusiasts who enjoy a dash of covert fun and a stylish statement.
The Anti-Agent
Barks in code.
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
"Ok, I found a secure line."
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
'I'm counter - intelligence'
A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.
"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
Elusive Shadow.
The EP-21 spy plane.
"You wouldn't believe the things I know."
Emergency Disguise at the CIA
NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'
"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."
Clandestine cows.
'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'
Top Secret - Destroy before reading.
Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.
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