Animal Enthusiast Giggle Gifts

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Bert's dog training.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Social Distancing Club

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Tumble Cow

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Barney! Get down!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

'Pull...'