Animal Enthusiast Giggle Gifts

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'Can I have flies with that'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

A Tumble Cow

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

"Barney! Get down!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Pull...'

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"